“About your cat, Mr. Schrödinger—I have good news and bad news.”
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Stolen from here: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/03/30/a-loss-for-words (you can by large prints there)
More Schrödinger Stuff
http://kochstour.com/2012/07/01/scotus-pwns-obama-with-a-schrodingers-cat-solution/