Science Jokes

I confess. Most of these jokes are only funny for people with some knowledge on science.

A methodologist’s wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was also delighted. „Bring them to church on Sunday and we’ll baptize them,“ said the minister. „No,“ replied the statistician. „Baptize one. We’ll keep the other as a control.“

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http://www.theguardian.com/science/2013/dec/29/scientists-favourite-jokes